A List of Things that Happened Today in No Particular Order

Acted as a hand model for a project at work.

Was directed to the Police Beat section of the campus paper and the "How Many Five Year Olds Could you Take?" questionnaire. I have learned two important facts: first, co-eds on campus call the police for the most inane reasons (I had no idea) and two, the answer is 21.

Went on a hunt for earthworms today (they are more difficult to find than one might imagine) and when I found them proceeded to bring them in to work and put them in the fridge as if they were my lunch.

Prepped for interviews tomorrow as I am hiring two new employees. It is weird being the boss.

Was greeted by Jimmer Fredette this afternoon. My co-worker and I were talking about him and he walked through the door, smiled and said, “Hello.” My interest in sports is slim but that man is handsome with a capital “H” and consequently, I wouldn’t kick him out of bed.

Planted an Asian pear tree and Concord grape vine in the back yard with my niece. It makes me feel whole to dig in the dirt with one of my favorite people.

Texted my sister who now lives in Idaho. Gardening makes me think of her. Smiled and thought happy thoughts.

Crawled into bed completely exhausted after chasing a five year old for hours (it turns out 1 is enough to drain me) and chopping out another stump with an axe. I might be sore for a few days and my respect for logging laborers has greatly increased.