Mishmash of Incoherent Update-y Stuff

My brain is too scattered to come up with anything coherent. Good luck, Fair Readers!

Part I:
Blogs Titles for Entries I Have Thought About Writing this Month

School, Puppies and Other Things Inseparably Connected to Happiness
Dear 2011, I Want My Year Back
The Inexplicable Allure of Gay Men or Why Do I Keep Getting Crushes on Men Who Don’t Want Me?
Death and Illness Can Bite Me (and they have …those bastards!)
Just When I Thought I Hated TV, I Became and Addict
Chocolate, Kissing and Other Mood Altering Drugs
All the Things I Have in Common with Fiona Brewer- Not Just a Yeti Costume

Part II:

All of these blogs would be more interesting than the one I am about to write but I feel obligated to compose an update. I am in the hell semester of school- the dreaded 508. FREAKING KILL ME NOW because it is about to get worse. I feel tired ALL of the time and it is only the first week. The need for an amazing script is looming over my head; I am feeling stressed because nothing is coming to the creative part of my brain. I always thought of myself as a creative writer but now all I can think of are the most prosaic people, places and situations. My friend came up with an interesting story about a soda pop bottler and another friend came up with a story about a female Mexican wrestler in 5 minutes! Where does my mind go? I am not telling. It is too embarrassing to divulge.
On another sad note, my puppy is in Utah and I feel like I am missing a limb. I am taking applications for warm bodies to cuddle me at night. Please, no creepers.

Part III:

Weird TV things that happened:

1. A character on last week's episodes of both Castle and Body of Proof were named after people I know intimately. It was weird to hear their names over and over.

2. Psych referenced an indie movie I worked on! I am so famous right now!