This Week= Potential for Baldness

Let’s amble down the lane of memories to that day when I decided to forgo applying to UT Austin and Stanford because I didn’t want to take the GRE. There was no point, right? Only a few programs required that test. Why bother? Blissfully I filled out my applications, relieved that although I was spending hours and hours in front of a computer writing essays and treatments, I would not have to spend 4 and a half more taking some inane examination.

Last Monday, my dreams were smashed to bits.

Guess where I am going to be Wednesday morning? That is right: sitting in front of a computer, pretending like I know the definitions of parsimonious and dilettante and that I can remember if the hypotenuse of a right triangle is twice the length of one of the sides then it is a 30-60-90 triangle with the third side equaling s√3. Easy, right? Shut up English and math majors… that question was sardonic and rhetorical.

So, wish me luck as I prepare for this test and work another 56 hour week prepping for two different shoots this weekend. Why do I have to have three shows in production? I am going to lose all of my freaking hair. Guys are into bald chicks, right?