Amazing Grace/Til the Chicken

"If the angels is gonna come in, we should sing a song the angels know, George. They don't know this song."-Tori

I am in a position to neither confirm nor deny these events:

1. The rumors are yet unconfirmed, but it seems that I might have eaten Kashi shredded wheat, milk, blackberries and… chocolate chips mixed together, for breakfast.
2. I may have had to chase chickens during a bridal photo shoot. Some genius thought it would be “so cute” to incorporate them in the bridal/groomal portraits. Exercise for the day= a big, fat check.
3. It is possible that I choked on water during sacrament meeting today and it could be that afterward, the young man passing the water spilled it on my back. Does God have a sense of humor? I am going to have to go with, “YES.”
4. It is possible that three of my favorite people in the whole wide world are coming into town this week. Happiness? I think so.
5. The jury is still out but this week might make me one big ball of stress. Fingers crossed this one isn’t true.